Report from Spiderluf
April 11, 2018 at 4:34 pm 1 comment
It’s in the Heavenlies, so the description is not really possible. One of the Melach’s is approaching Gabriel with a report.
“Here’s the report you asked for yesterday, Your Eminence”
“Did you read it?”, He asked (knowing that he had).
“Yessir, looks like all is good on Monroe residence.”
Report from Spiderluf: Monroe Date Monday April 9, 2018
Subject appears listless. Vitals are nominal. Color is pale. Frequent trips to bathroom.
Last Monday, I was lying in my bed feeling horrible. Some virus had entered our domain (Brenda had it yesterday) was causing terror. In the afternoon, my body was exhausted after several trips to the john that were necessary to expel through the southern end whatever it was that wasn’t supposed to be there.
I looked up the wall and saw a black spot on the ceiling molding. I thought, “hmmm, how’d that get there?”
Then it moved.
Ahhh, a spider. What’s it doing? There’s no food there. Nothing to hang a web on. It moved about a foot to 18 inches and then reversed course and went back to wherever it came from.
“Looks like they got that bug we sent. I was wondering why we didn’t hear the morning or afternoon Schma (prayer). OK, thanks, that’ll be all”
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Hello Holly | April 16, 2018 at 3:47 pm
Hahahahahahha Can you believe you’re not the first person who thinks I’m sending them spiders? ;D Apparently, my operation isn’t as covert as my spiders.